90% Of Being Married Tee

Ever look across the dinner table, sigh, and think, “Wow, 90% of being married really is just...” You fill in the blank—with this tee, you won’t have to. For all the wives, partners, and “just putting up with him” legends out there: this is your new favorite T-shirt. Let’s face it, sometimes you need your clothes to say what your eye roll is thinking.

Meet your new go-to funny shirt: the 90% Of Being Married Tee. Designed with a wink and loads of real-life sass, it’s that ultra-cozy favorite you reach for when you want comfort AND a side of sarcasm. Whether you’re joking with your partner, commiserating with your friends, or just keeping it real, this tee reminds you that laughter is basically the secret ingredient to marriage (besides patience, caffeine, and snacks).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you’re running errands, wine-and-whining with the girls, surviving another wedding anniversary dinner, or shopping for your best friend who deserves a giggle. This tee is your constant. It pairs perfectly with jeans, leggings, or “I give up” sweatpants. Plus, it makes the perfect funny gift for your sister, favorite coworker, or that friend who loves wearing her sense of humor on her sleeve.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!