Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Tee

Ever catch yourself side-eyeing someone’s drama and thinking, “I could solve this with a tray of cookies—or, you know, something... less legal”? Yeah, us too. That’s why you need a shirt that broadcasts your vibe before you even turn on the mixer.

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

We know baking can be your therapy, your guilty pleasure, or just your excuse to avoid any actual confrontation. The Baking Because Murder Is Wrong Tee is the funny shirt every clever, zero-nonsense woman deserves. From frosting fails to flour-covered confessions, you’ll feel confident, comfy, and cleverly covered—no explanation required.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Pull this tee on for your next coffee run, bake sale, or while binge-watching true crime shows with your besties. It’s the perfect conversation starter for the friend who loves a dark joke, and a just-because gift for your favorite baking sidekick. Whether you’re stirring up cupcake batter or stirring the pot at family dinner, this shirt has your name (and your humor) written all over it.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!