Balls Deep Into Christmas Tee

Ever show up to a holiday party thinking, “If one more person asks if I’ve started shopping yet…”? Yeah, girl, we get it. If pretending to be perky in December had a uniform, this would be it—a tee that lets your sarcasm jingle louder than any bells on a boring Christmas sweater.

Introducing the Balls Deep Into Christmas Tee—a funny shirt for women who know the only silent night is after the last glass of Merlot. This tee isn’t just another basic; it’s a mood. Slip it on, and you’re instantly that girl in the room who makes everyone snort-laugh, while you stay comfy, cute, and gloriously unbothered.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: It’s girls’ night and you’re effortlessly the star, or maybe you’re dodging a neighbor’s small talk mid-grocery run. This tee is a conversation starter (or ender), ideal for gifting your salty sister, rocking a Zoom party, or rocking around the Christmas tree with your signature style.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!